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Mr. August

December 21, 2009
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This true short story answers the age old question “Does Richard Gere look better on VHS or DVD?”

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Posted in American Goulash, Blog Tagged cute, dvd vs. vhs, hungarian, mom story, new jersey, piscataway, short, story, true story

Mr. February

December 15, 2009
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On the second day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Richard Gere with a Rose! Part of the reason Anyu loves Roy Orbison’s song “Pretty Woman” is because of the movie that just-so-happens to go by the same title. I know the film annoys her a bit because “Crocodile-Mouth” is in it (that’s what she […]

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Posted in American Goulash, Blog Tagged american, christmas, hungarian, short, silly, stories, transylvanian

NY, NY IV: NYC-Style Pizza

October 8, 2009
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My mother gave me a call a few weeks ago, “I heard you vaz gonna be in town tomorrow. You vant to go to the Buffet?” “Actually, I’m not passing through Piscataway, Anyu. I’m heading straight to New York City to see my friend’s gallery show.” “Oh, noooo! New York is dangerous!” “I’ve been to […]

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Posted in American Goulash, Blog Tagged hungarian-american, hungary, short, stories, transylvania, true

New York, New York

August 10, 2009
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“Anyu, Youth Group is having a  trip tomorrow. I just need you to sign this permission slip and I will be out of your way ALL DAY tomorrow. Isn’t that great?” I carefully placed the paper down in front of her and crossed my fingers. She glanced down and her face twisted into a horrified […]

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Posted in American Goulash, Blog Tagged free, Funny, short, stories, things to do when you're bored, things to read on lunchbreak, true

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