Mr. June

On the sixth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. ELVIS PRESLEY GYRATING! If Roy Orbison wasn’t playing on Ye Olde Cassette Player, it was a tape of Elvis Presley’s rendition of “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” or “Here Comes Santa Claus”. Played in June. I’m pretty sure Anyu thinks that Elvis’ death was a […]

The Barbecue

After some minor technical issues,I arrived at my cousin’s house. I clumsily fumbled with my luggage and keys trying to get through the extra-narrow corridor. Luckily, I don’t think anyone heard me because the crazy cat lady next door to my cousin fell asleep with QVC blaring on her TV again. I could hear Vince […]