Anyu always said that anyone that goes blind later in life… Probably touched kitty litter and did not wash their hands.  Do you know anyone that has ridiculous theories?

Nagymama walked me to the bus stop until I graduated high school… So that gypsies would not push me into their car and sell me into prostitution.  Did your family ever have insane paranoia?

Nagymama always lifted my shirt up in public… To make sure I was wearing an undershirt so I wouldn’t catch a “kidney cold”.  What did your family always do to you that was embarrassing in public?

Anyu always said that you will become allergic to perfume… If you spray yourself with it while talking at the same time.  Did your family ever blame an illness on something random?

Anyu always said… That eating chocolate will make your entire face breakout. How did you parents deter you from eating candy?