Earlier this week, I was invited to one of those obligatory holiday office party by a pharmaceutical consulting company that hires me for graphic design work. Since I know everyone at this company on a professional level, I was really surprised when one of these techies asked me about my “Sexmas Calendar“. Of course, those two little words caught the entire […]
On the second day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Richard Gere with a Rose! Part of the reason Anyu loves Roy Orbison’s song “Pretty Woman” is because of the movie that just-so-happens to go by the same title. I know the film annoys her a bit because “Crocodile-Mouth” is in it (that’s what she […]
On the first day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy… Roy Orbison singing really crap-ily! Every time we took a ride in the old mustard-colored station wagon, Anyu would sing: “Pretty voman, valking down the street, Pretty woman, I kinda like to meet. I don’t believe you, to tell dah truth, No von could look […]
The shame officially began today: I created the cover for my mother’s “Sexy Men” Calendar. When I was spending tens of thousands of dollars on art school, I never expected that I would be photoshopping chest hair onto plastic cake topper dolls at 4 a.m. for my mother’s amusement. My 2-D Design teacher would be […]
Sometimes, you just can’t find a good guy with a hairy chest.
(This is the final installment of New York, New York) I stood on the corner for an eternity and listened to the hum of New York City. A wave of relief washed over me as the all-familiar flashing lights came up the street. I walked into the street to flag the police car down, but […]
