Mr. August
This true short story answers the age old question “Does Richard Gere look better on VHS or DVD?”
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Mr. February
On the second day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Richard Gere with a Rose! Part of the reason Anyu loves Roy Orbison’s song “Pretty Woman” is because of the movie that just-so-happens to go by the same title. I know the film annoys her a bit because “Crocodile-Mouth” is in it (that’s what she […]
NY, NY IV: NYC-Style Pizza
My mother gave me a call a few weeks ago, “I heard you vaz gonna be in town tomorrow. You vant to go to the Buffet?” “Actually, I’m not passing through Piscataway, Anyu. I’m heading straight to New York City to see my friend’s gallery show.” “Oh, noooo! New York is dangerous!” “I’ve been to […]
New York, New York
“Anyu, Youth Group is having a trip tomorrow. I just need you to sign this permission slip and I will be out of your way ALL DAY tomorrow. Isn’t that great?” I carefully placed the paper down in front of her and crossed my fingers. She glanced down and her face twisted into a horrified […]