Mr. October

On the tenth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Sean Connery A-Sleepin’. Originally, I would going to make Sean “Mr. September”, but I decided it might offend him because “it began with a bloody ‘S’!” — I like Sean Connery, too, but I haven’t seen much of his early work. My first “Classic Connery” moment happened […]

Mr. September

On the ninth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Tom Selleck calling. I really do have a hard time telling the difference between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. I guess Tom is hairier… How could we gauge this? Quick – someone invent a Hairometer so you can guess your HMI (Hair Mass Index). I […]

Mr. July

On the seventh day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Akshay Kumar a-swimmin’. When I googled “Men with Hairy Chests”, this guy just kept on “sprouting up”. Ba-dump-bump. For those of you that are not familiar with this fluffy babe-magnet, Akshay Kumar is an award-winning Indian film actor that has appeared in over 90 Hindi […]

Mr. June

On the sixth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. ELVIS PRESLEY GYRATING! If Roy Orbison wasn’t playing on Ye Olde Cassette Player, it was a tape of Elvis Presley’s rendition of “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” or “Here Comes Santa Claus”. Played in June. I’m pretty sure Anyu thinks that Elvis’ death was a […]

Mr. April

On the forth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Gunslinging Alec Baldwin! Because men without shirts are hot…but men without shirts with GUNS are even hotter! We even have bonus armpit hair for Anyu’s enjoyment. ::shudders:: Honestly, I have no idea where these photos are from, but I like them because Alec sort of […]