The Christmas present I came out to this morning: They didn’t leave a note. Since the car is 12 years old, I don’t have collision, so my insurance will not cover the damages. Ironically someone smashed the other side 2 years ago and drove off, so now at least it matches. I suppose symmetry is […]
On the tenth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Sean Connery A-Sleepin’. Originally, I would going to make Sean “Mr. September”, but I decided it might offend him because “it began with a bloody ‘S’!” — I like Sean Connery, too, but I haven’t seen much of his early work. My first “Classic Connery” moment happened […]
On the ninth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Tom Selleck calling. I really do have a hard time telling the difference between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. I guess Tom is hairier… How could we gauge this? Quick – someone invent a Hairometer so you can guess your HMI (Hair Mass Index). I […]
As if overhearing my talk of the “12 Days of Sexmas” posts, TMZ launched an article today about “Man Made Holiday Sweaters“. Iwas too grossed out to go through all the images, but if you like ’em fuzzy, click the image below to play “Guess the Chest”. Thanks to Elizabeth H. for tipping me off […]
This true short story answers the age old question “Does Richard Gere look better on VHS or DVD?”
On the seventh day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Akshay Kumar a-swimmin’. When I googled “Men with Hairy Chests”, this guy just kept on “sprouting up”. Ba-dump-bump. For those of you that are not familiar with this fluffy babe-magnet, Akshay Kumar is an award-winning Indian film actor that has appeared in over 90 Hindi […]
On the sixth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. ELVIS PRESLEY GYRATING! If Roy Orbison wasn’t playing on Ye Olde Cassette Player, it was a tape of Elvis Presley’s rendition of “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” or “Here Comes Santa Claus”. Played in June. I’m pretty sure Anyu thinks that Elvis’ death was a […]
On the fifth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. BURT RENYOLD ON A BARE SKIN RUUUUUUUG! Oh. The. Horror. I did a little research and I found the story behind this photo according to Cinematical.com: In 1972, Burt Reynolds shared a late-night talk show couch (in a totally non-sexual way) with Helen Gurley Brown, […]
On the forth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Gunslinging Alec Baldwin! Because men without shirts are hot…but men without shirts with GUNS are even hotter! We even have bonus armpit hair for Anyu’s enjoyment. ::shudders:: Honestly, I have no idea where these photos are from, but I like them because Alec sort of […]
